What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?